The 19 Sexiest Fat Archetypes

So yeah, someone posted something a while back about “good fat” archetypes, meaning the types of fat that society deems acceptable such as “fat people striving to improve and lose weight” or “athletic fat people” or whatnot, and why those archetypes were, in Tumblrspeak, “problematic.” I hate the word “promblematic,” it makes you sound like a weasely middlemanager tiptoeing around the fact that you’re about to fire someone. But anyway, it made me start thinking. I don’t know nothing about GOOD fat stereotypes, but I sure know a lot about the SEXY ones. Here’s a listing of my favorite sexy fat stereotypes as gleaned…well, mostly from fatty wank, honestly.

Oddly, I posted this on Tumblr this morning and returned home to find testy private messages asking why I hadn't posted it on DA. Which is weird because, um, if you noticed that I posted it on Tumblr, then, clearly, you've already seen it on Tumblr, so why would you care whether I posted it here on DA as well?