It’s the Dark Witch from Fantaghiro! The best bit with the Dark Witch, played by the always lovely Bridgette Nielsen, involves her eating a candy cottage, but I stuck her into this random, bizarre situation from Fantaghiro 2. See, In Fantaghiro 2, Fantaghiro is adventuring across the countryside disguised as a man when she gets kidnapped by bandits led by a weird yellow-skinned mutant called The Lemon Gobbler, so-called because he constantly shoves lemons down his craw and also because he has lemon-shaped tumors on his face. He wants to kill Fantaghiro but his second-in-command, Gold Eye (who has a gold eye natch), says it would be “really funny” if instead they forced Fantaghiro (whom they apparently think is a dude) to dress up like a woman and dance for them. The bandit women dress Fantaghiro up in a harem outfit, and the Lemon Gobbler is SHOCKED at how womanly Fantaghiro looks. “If I didn’t know he was a man, I would swear he was a woman!” he says. Which is weird, because this harem outfit clearly shows off Fantaghiro’s cleavage. Anyway, they make her dance and they all seem really into it. But then she tricks them and kicks all their asses. It’s a really weird scene. Here’s the Lemon Gobbler and Gold Eye reacting to the Dark Witch who has A LOT more cleavage than Fantaghiro, so they’re probably even more confused as to her gender.
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