People on the Internet love to make fun of Cntl Alt Delete. If you don’t know what it is, it’s a shitty webcomic about VIDEO GAMES made by a shitty egomaniac. Beyond that, it’s also the platonic ideal of the bad starter circa 2000 Keenspace webcomic, as outlined in our seminal book Misunderstanding Comics
(AVAILABLE NOW, BUY A COPY FOR ALL YOUR PALS!): The main characters are the standrard trio of wacky manchild protagonist, long-suffering straight man roommate, and sarcastic armcandy girlfriend, and the jokes mostly consist of LOL WACKY RANDOM VIOLENCE. Naturally, because the jokes are related to video games, nerds eat it up because nerds have absolutely no taste. I’m sorry, guys, but it’s true. Your taste in everything is awful.
So people of discernment have long known that CAD is the pits when it comes to webcomics, and it’s very in right now to mock it. As well it should be.
CAD mockery, though, is kinda boring, I think. Not because CAD is good, because it’s not, but rather because it’s such an easy target that even other webcomic peoplemake fun of it. Webcomic people are the biggest cowards in the world and they will never ever EVER call out another webcomic for being bad unless it is absolutely 100% sure that the person behind the other webcomic is completely powerless to affect their webcomic career in any way. It’s the same way that the US media kept pretending that Sarah Palin wasn’t a compete joke until it was absolutely sure that she had lost every friend and connection she ever had inside the Beltway. It’s only natural. You only want to attack when you have the advantage and your victim has no hope of overpowering you. But we’ve reached a quorom agreeing that CAD is bad and so now it’s the one webcomic that it’s safe to mock without any repercussions. Now everyone’s bandwagoning and pretending that they knew it was bad from the beginning. STOP IT, YOU LIARS, I know half of you would be lapping that shit up if you didn’t have all those loss parodies to inform you that other people realized it’s crap.
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Just kidding, I did this all to get your attention. Since I've just gotten a bunch of new viewers after someone posted my Jack Chick parody pony tract on SA, I thought I'd shill for my OTHER STUFF HERE! If you enjoy my comics, you might enjoy my on-going webcomic Guttersnipe, which is posted here to DA but which is easier to read at its actual website www.guttersnipecomic.com. Also, if you like comic parodies, you may well enjoy Misunderstanding Comics, the satire of Scott McCloud's seminal book Understanding Comics, which I mentioned above and which is available at www.misunderstandingcomics.com
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